Nkhani Yowona ya De-Skunking
Chinaperekedwa ndi F. Etz
Nkhani imachokera pa zochitika zenizeni. Mayina asinthidwa kuti ateteze kudziwika kwa omwe akuvutika.
Lepper anabwerera ku chipinda. Ike anatsika pansi ndikuyang'ana mu chipinda chomwe Lepper anali. "Anangodwala," adatero blandly. Ndinalumphira kuchokera ku mpando wanga ku khitchini ndipo ndinathamangira kukagona. "OH GOLLY" Ndinati (inde, ndi zomwe ndanena).
Ndinathamangira kumsika ndipo mwamsanga ndinabweretsa buluu, pulasitiki ndowa ndi vinyo wosasa. Ndinabwereranso m'chipinda cham'chipinda chamkati ndikuyamba kuyeretsa masanzi omwe anali atakhala pamphepete. Izo sizinununkhire ngati masanzi. Zinamveka ngati skunk . Skunk anali atayipitsa Lepper mkamwa mwake. Ndiwo fungo limene sindingathe kufotokoza. Ziri ngati kununkhiza komwe ndakhala ndikukumva. Palibe choyerekeza. Ine ndimayenera kuti ndizitulutse izo kunja kwa chophimba. Ndinawombera pamtengo. Tsopano ndi 5:30 AM. Ndimayeretsa chophimba moyenera monga momwe ndingathere ndikuchikweza ndi soda. Ndikufunika kukonzekera ntchito.
Ndikudumpha mumsamba. Fungo la thupi langa ndi loipa. Palibe koma skunk. Ndikuyesera kuwusula. Ndiyesera kusamba mphuno zanga. Palibe chomwe chikugwira ntchito. Ndimakumbukirabe skunk.
Palibe china chimene ndingathe kuchita pakhomo. Pamene ndikukonzekera kuchoka kuntchito, ana anga amabwera pansi ndi nkhope zawo zonyansa.
Fungo lawutsa iwo. Ndiwauza zomwe zinachitika. Iwo akudabwa. Iwo akudandaula za Lepper. Ndikuwauza kuti Lepper ndi bwino, koma nyumba imadodometsa. Sindingathe kuchita china chilichonse. Ndikupita kuntchito. Ndikumva chisoni kuti ndikuyenera kusiya iwo kumbuyo.
Ndili kuntchito, ndimatumizira apongozi anga maimelo ndikumuuza nkhaniyo.
Amayimilira kumbuyo ndipo akundiuza kuti mlamu wanga ali ndi chidziwitso chowotcha galu. KUKULU! Ndikuwombera imelo kwa mlamu wanga, "Rory Eyesucker," ndikuchonderera chinsinsi chachinsinsi. Mwamwayi, iye amalembera maimelo mmbuyo ndi zowonjezera zomwe zatsimikizirika kuti zimatulutsa fungo la Lepper. Iye ndi wachifundo kwambiri. Amadziwanso bwino fungo limene ndalongosola. Galu wake, "Wokometsera," waponyedwa kangapo.
Chinsinsicho ndi:
Chotsalira cha Diskunking Recipe
Gawo limodzi la hydrogen peroxide
¼ chikho chophika soda
Masupuni 1-2 a Dawn madzi sopo mbale
Sakanizani zitsulo zonse mu chidebe chachikulu, galu chovala ndi chithovu.
Analimbikitsanso kuti ndipopotse pa carpet yomwe ili pafupi ndi malo ena ndi vinyo wosasa kwa masiku angapo. Ndikuthokoza mlamu wanga kuti ndipeze, ndikupita kuntchito pazomwe ndikugula. Ndikudabwa ndi mndandanda wanga wogula. Ndikudabwa ngati wina angafunse zanga za hydrogen peroxide, malasha, soda, soda, vinyo wosasa, sopo mbale ya mbale ndi Febreeze. Ndikumva ngati ndikufuna kugula zinthu zowonjezera. Kuti FBI idzandimanga ine. Oo chabwino. Tidzawona zomwe zimachitika.
Ndimatenga zonse zomwe ndikugwiritsira ntchito pa sitolo ndikupita kunyumba. Kutentha kunja kuli pafupi madigiri 100.
Vani ndi yotentha. Ndikuyenera kuchoka pano FBI isanafike pambuyo panga. Ndikutsegula chitseko cha galasi, kukokera galimotoyo m'galimoto ndipo nthawi yomweyo ndikugunda fungo la skunk . MU GARAGE! Ine sindiri ngakhale mnyumba panobe. Ndikutsegula chitseko cha khitchini m'galimoto. KUGWIRITSIDWA KOYERA! Nyumba ikununkhira moipa kuposa momwe inachitira mmawa uno. Atsikana anga sangathe kumvanso fungo. Amandichonderera kuti ndiwalole kuti apite kunyumba ya mnzako. Ndiwauza kuti apite. Amayendayenda pakhomo, akugogoda pang'onopang'ono pamene akuthamanga. Iwo andimenya ine. Ndatsala ndekha ndi Lepper. Ndikufika kuntchito.