Masewera a Halloween a ana

Kodi mukudziwa kuti m'madera ena a dziko, ana amafunika kuseketsa kuti apeze maswiti awo? Ku St. Louis ndi Des Moines, mwambo wa Halloween wododometsa uli wamphamvu, malinga ndi nkhani ina mu Wall Street Journal.

Kudziwa kuyamikira ndi kubwereza nthabwala ndi sitepe yofunikira pa chitukuko cha mwana. Mwinamwake agogo aamuna ayenera kuyambitsa chikhalidwe cha banja kuti zidzukulu zizinena nthabwala asanalandire mankhwala kapena mwayi. Halloween ikhoza kukhala nthawi yabwino kuyamba, ndipo kusonkhanitsa kwa nthabwala zachabecha m'munsimu kudzapereka zinthu zina. Ana amakhalanso suckers kuti nthabwala za nyama ndi nthabwala za chakudya.

Kotero, kodi inu munamva imodzi za coko yomwe inapita kwa dokotala? Ndichoncho. Iye anali akumverera crumby!

• 01 ya 06

  Uthabwala Wamatsenga

  Zovala zamatsenga ndizosawerengeka ndipo zimakhala zotchuka nthawi zonse. Uthabwala wa mfiti udzakhala, nayenso.

  1. Nchifukwa chiyani mfiti zimakhala ndi maina a dzina?
  2. Kodi mumatcha kuti mfiti ziwiri zomwe zimagwira nyumba?
  3. Kodi sukulu yaying'ono yomwe imakonda kwambiri kusukulu?
  1. Nchifukwa chiani mfitiyo anasiya kupereka malipiro?
  2. Kodi mfitiyo idatumikira abwenzi ake omwe analowetsa nthawi yamadzulo?
  3. Kodi pali kusiyana kotani pakati pa mfiti ndi makalata?
  4. Kodi mumapanga bwanji njoka yamatsenga?
  5. Kodi mfiti imanena bwanji nthawi?
  6. Chifukwa chiyani nkhope ya mfiti ili ngati madola milioni?
  7. Kodi mfiti amagwiritsa ntchito tsitsi lawo?

  Mayankho

  1. Kotero iwo adzadziwa yemwe mfiti ndi yani.
  2. Mabwenzi apamtima.
  3. Kutchula.
  4. Chifukwa panalibe tsogolo mmenemo.
  5. Phokoso.
  6. Mmodzi amapanga maulendo ndi zina zomwe zimapanga.
  7. Chotsani w.
  8. Iye amayang'ana pa woweruza wake.
  9. Ndi wobiriwira komanso wovuta.
  10. Sangalalani.

• 02 a 06

  Vampire nthabwala

  Masewera awa a vampire, monga nthabwala zina zambiri za Halowini, amadalira kwambiri puns. Zimakhala zosangalatsa kwambiri pamene ana adzalandira chilango cha puns.

  1. Nchifukwa chiyani palibe aliyense yemwe akufuna kuti abate vampire yaying'ono?
  2. Kodi malo okondedwa a Dracula amapezeka ku New York City?
  3. Kodi vampire wamng'ono adanena chiyani atagona?
  4. Kodi vampire adanenanji kwa wozunzidwayo?
  1. Nchifukwa chiyani amampires aang'ono sakuyembekezera nthawi ya masukulu?
  2. Kodi Dracula adatuluka tsiku liti?
  3. Kodi amamantha amachititsa mantha kwambiri?
  4. Kodi mumagwirizanitsa bwanji timu ya Dracula?
  5. Kodi zipatso zomwe amakonda kwambiri vampire ndi ziti?
  6. Kodi nyama yomwe amakonda nyama ya vampire ndi iti?

  Mayankho

  1. Chifukwa anali kupweteka m'khosi.
  2. Nyumba ya Vampire State.
  3. Tembenuzani mdima. Ndikuopa kuwala.
  4. Zakhala zabwino kukuthandizani.
  5. Chifukwa amadziwa kuti sangapezeke.
  6. Ghoul mnzanga.
  7. Kula kwa dzino.
  8. Tumizani dzina lanu, adiresi ndi mtundu wa magazi.
  9. Nectarines.
  10. Girafa.

• 03 a 06

  Jokes za Mzimu

  Nchifukwa chiyani mizimu ili yonyenga yonyenga? Chifukwa iwe ukhoza kuwona kupyolera mwa iwo!

  Kodi mpweya wawung'ono unaphunzira bwanji kuimba piyano? Pogwiritsira ntchito pepala nyimbo!

  Pazifukwa zina mipingo ndi nkhani zabwino zosangalatsa, ambiri a iwo akusewera pamutu wa kusadziwika. Sangalalani ndi nthabwala zambiri ndi zokongoletsera ndi mutu wapamwamba.

• 04 ya 06

  Maseŵera a mafupa

  Chifukwa chiyani mafupa samakonda kupita kumaphwando? Chifukwa alibe thupi lovina nawo!

  Kodi mumatchula bodza lotani ndi mafupa? Kanyumba kakang'ono!

  Kuseketsa mwaluso ndizofunikira zokhazokha zokhala ndi zovala zokongola, ndipo apa pali mafupa ochuluka kwambiri omwe mungasankhe.

• 05 ya 06

  Masewera a Pirate

  Nchifukwa chiyani pirate adagula mphete yake ku sitolo ya dollar? Chifukwa amangofuna kulipira buck-ear-ear.

  Kodi pirate imafuna chiyani, ngakhale kuti nthawi zonse imakhala kumbuyo kwake? Zofunkha zake!

  Ma Pirates ndi otchuka kwambiri pakalipano, bwanji osagwiritsa ntchito kutchuka ndi kusangalala? Masewera a Pirate ndi osavuta kuti ana amvetse bwino, chifukwa chakuti ambiri amavomereza phokoso la "r," monga mu AARGH! Pitirizani kusangalala ndi nthabwala zapirate zowopsya .

• 06 ya 06

  Ubwino wa nthabwala ndi zinyama

  Kusewera kumakhala bwino kwa kukula kwa ubongo. Ndikutanthauza zabwino kwa ubongo zomwe zikukulabe, osati kukula kwa ubongo monga labu la Frankenstein! Jokes ndi abwino kwa ubongo wokalamba. Ndicho chifukwa china cha agogo ndi zidzukulu kuti azitha kusewera nthabwala.

  Asayansi akhala nthawi yayitali akuphunzira mmene nthabwala zimakonzedwa ndi ubongo. Ochita kafukufuku akunena kuti kupeza nthabwala kumaphatikizapo ndondomeko yosintha. Timalandira mauthenga pamutu - chimango - koma ndi nthabwala, punchini imatipangitsa kuti tisinthe mawonekedwe athu ndikuyang'ana mfundozo mosiyana.

  Pankhani ya puns, nthabwala imatitsogolera kutanthauzira mawu kapena mawu mwachizolowezi, ndipo kuti tipeze nthabwala, tiyenera kutanthauzira mosiyana. Zonse zokhuza kuganiza bwino, ndipo ndi zabwino kwa ubongo ndi achikulire.

  Kuphatikiza pa kuchita zolimbitsa thupi kwa ubongo, kuseka kungathe kupereka maseŵera olimbitsa thupi. Kodi munayamba mwaseka kwambiri moti mwataya mpweya wanu? Kusaseka kumapangitsa kuti pakhale njira yozungulira komanso njira yopuma. Kuwonjezera apo, kuseka kungatulutse mankhwala opindulitsa omwe amathetsa nkhawa ndi kupanikizika.

  Kugawana nthabwala kumatithandizanso ife kukhala ogwirizana ndi ena. Nthawi yotsatira mukakhala ndi nthawi yocheza ndi anthu akuluakulu, pitani kukaseka kwambiri kapena kuchepa kapena awiri.