Masewera Achidwi ndi Zolemba Zogwiritsiridwa Ntchito monga Kukondwerera Ukwati Wamakono
Kuwerenga ukwati kosangalatsa kumathandiza kuti phwando lisakhale lovuta kwambiri kapena losasangalatsa. Ngakhale malumbiro anu ayenera kukhala olimbikira, ukwati umapangidwa nthawi zonse, zokambirana, komanso zosautsa. Zikondweretseni chisangalalo mu chiyanjano chanu ndi chimodzi mwa zozizwitsa zaukwati.
Kuchokera ku Comic Strip Calvin ndi Hobbes ndi Bill Watterson
Calvin: Kodi mumakonda bwanji chikondi?
Hobbes: Ndimati ... chinthu chomwe mumakonda chimayenda ndi ...
Calvin: Eya?
Hobbes: Choyamba, mtima wako umagwera m'mimba mwako ndipo umatuluka m'mimba mwako. Zinyezi zonse zimakupangitsani thukuta kwambiri. Izi zimapangitsa kuti maulendo apite ku ubongo wanu ndipo mumapeza onse oozy. Pamene ubongo wanu umatentha kwambiri, pakamwa panu mumasokoneza ndipo mumakhala ngati cretin mpaka atasiya.
Calvin: ZIMENE AMAKONDA?!
Hobbes: Kulankhula zamalankhula.
Calvin: Heck, izo zinandichitikira ine kamodzi, koma ine ndinaganiza kuti izo zinali zozizwitsa!
A Quote ochokera Ogden Nash
Kusunga ukwati wanu
Ndi chikondi mu chikho chachikondi
Nthawi iliyonse imene mukulakwitsa, vomerezani
Pamene mukulondola, tseka.
"Inde, ndikukwatirana" ndi Pam Ayres
Inde, ine ndikukwatira iwe, wokondedwa wanga.
Ndipo apa pali chifukwa chake;
Kotero ine ndikukhoza kukukankhira iwe pa kama
Pamene mwanayo ayamba kulira,
Ndipo ngati tikumva kugogoda
Ndipo ndizosangalatsa ndipo ndichedwa,
Ndikukupatsani inu nyali imene mumayang'ana,
Ndipo inu fufuzani.
Inde, ine ndikukwatira iwe, wokondedwa wanga,
Inu simungakhoze kuchigwira icho,
Koma pamene chimbudzi chowomba chimapita
Ndiwe amene akuyenera kulikonza,
Muyenera kutsutsana ndi mnzako
Kodi abambo athu ayenera kumenyana naye,
Ndipo ngati chidakhwa chimandikondweretsa ine
Ndiwe amene umayenera kumumenya.
Inde, ndikukwatira iwe,
Ndiwe wamtendere ndipo ndiwe wotsamira,
Nyumba yanga ili ngati nkhumba
Mukhoza kuthandiza kuti likhale loyera.
Chakudya chamadzulo chaching'ono
Chimene munagwiritsa ntchito ndi nyali yamakandulo,
Monga momwe ndikuchitira chipolatas,
Mukhoza kuphika usiku uliwonse!
Ndi inu amene mukuyenera kugwira ntchito kubowola
ndi kuyika nsalu yotchinga,
Ndipo pamene ine ndiri ndi PMT ndi inu amene mumapeza fodya,
Ndikuwona ubwino waukulu,
Koma palibe mwa inu,
Ndipo kotero iwe usanawone kuwala,
Ndimatero, ndikutero, ndikutero!
Kuwerenga kuchokera ku Movie, The Princess Mkwatibwi
Mawwage. Mawwage ndi omwe amatikakamiza kuti tigwirizane lero.
Mawwage, izo zinkasokoneza awwangement, zomwezo mwadongosolo.
Ndipo ndikupemphani, ndikupulumutseni, ndikupulumutsani inu ...
Kotero ife tikukuthandizani inu kuti mukhale ...