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Kwa anthu ambiri, kusamba zovala si nkhani yosangalatsa. Koma, bwanji osakhala ndi zosangalatsa ndikuuza nthabwala kapena kutembenuza mawu ozindikira mu pun kuti apange ntchito zophika zovala kukhala zosangalatsa?

Ana amakonda jekeseni wabwino ndipo mwinamwake mungagwiritse ntchito masewerawa ngati njira yowakokera mu chipinda chochapa zovala ndikuwaphunzitsa momwe angachitire zovala mukakhala kumeneko!

Funso ndi Mayankho Opanga Nsomba

Q : Kodi sock yoyamba inanenanji ku sewiti yachiŵiri mu dryer ?

A : Ndikuwonani nthawi yotsatira

Q: Chifukwa chiyani amuna samatsuka ?

A: Chifukwa chosakaniza ndi kuyanika sikuthamanga pazitali zakutali!

Q: Chimachitika ndi chiyani ngati nkhandwe ikugwa mu makina ochapira?

A: Iye amakhala wosambitsa ndi kulumbira.

Q: Chinachitika ndi chiyani kwa ingwe yomwe inagwa mu makina ochapa?

A: Anatuluka wopanda banga.

Q: Nchifukwa chiyani wokondeka sanganene kuti kuseka kochapa kuchapa?

A: Nthawi zonse zimatuluka bwino!

Q: Kodi mukuchapa zovala zotani?

A: Zambiri

Q. Kodi inu simutopa ndikumverera ngati mukuponya mu thaulo nthawizina?

A. Ayi, izo zimangotanthauza zambiri kutsuka zovala.

Zizindikiro Zosangalatsa Patsamba Lokonza ndi Otsuka Ouma

Chizindikiro chodwirika mu Laundromat pamasamba :

ONANI KUCHITSA ZINTHU ZANU ZONSE PAMENE KUYERA KUYERA

Chizindikiro chodetsa pa Dry Cleaners counter:

Dulani mathalauza anu pano ndipo mudzalandira mwamsanga

Lonjezani pa Billboard Yotsuka Nsalu

Tsiku Limodzi Lomwe Linapangidwa

Zabwino Zosangalatsa

Sizomwe Zimakupezani

Mnyamata, pafupi zaka zisanu ndi zitatu, anali pa ngodya "Amama & Msika" akugula bokosi lalikulu la bokosi lachapa zovala .

Wodulayo anadutsa, ndipo, poyesera kukhala wachifundo, anamufunsa mnyamatayo ngati anali ndi zovala zambiri zoti azichita.

"O, palibe zovala," mnyamatayo adanena, "ndikusamba frog yanga."

"Koma musagwiritse ntchito izi kutsukitsa chule lanu ndizamphamvu kwambiri komanso ngati mutasamba chule yanu, izi zidzamupha."

Koma mnyamatayo sankayenera kuimitsidwa ndikunyamulira mankhwalawa ndi kulipiritsa, monga momwe woweruzayo adayeseranso kumuuza kuti atsuke.

Pafupifupi sabata kamodzi mnyamata uja adabwerera ku sitolo kukagula maswiti. Wogulitsa uja anamufunsa mnyamatayo momwe frog yake ikuchitira.

"O, iye anamwalira," mnyamatayu anati.

Wogulitsa, akuyesera kuti asakhale wani-wondiuza-iwe-choncho, anati adandaula kuti frog anafera koma anawonjezera, "Ndinayesera kukuuzani kuti musagwiritse ntchito mankhwalawa pa frog yanu."

"Chabwino," mnyamatayo anayankha, "ine sindikuganiza kuti ndi amene amamupha."

"O, chinali chiyani ndiye?"

"Ndikuganiza kuti ndipotu ndizolowera."

Nthawizonse Muwerenge Chilembo

Tsiku lina, mwamuna wina yemwe ankakakamizidwa kugwira ntchito zapakhomo, anasankha kutsuka thukuta lake. Wachiwiri atalowa m'chipinda chochapa zovala , adafuula kwa mkazi wake, " Kodi ndimagwiritsa ntchito makina otani?"

"Zimadalira," anayankha motero. "Zimati chiyani pa shati lako?"

Iye anafuula, "Texas A & M."

Musamayesere Uphungu Wotsamba Laundula Wanu

Banja lina lachinyamata linasamukira kudera lina latsopano.

Mmawa wotsatira akudya chakudya cham'mawa, mtsikanayo akuwona woyandikana naye akumuphika zovala.

Iye anati: "Kuchapa zovala sikuli koyera kwambiri. "Sadziwa kusamba bwino. Mwinamwake amafunikira sopo abwino wotsuka zovala. "

Mwamuna wake anayang'ana, koma anakhala chete.

Nthawi iliyonse pamene mnansi wake amamupangira zovala kuti aziwuma, mtsikanayo adzalankhula zomwezo.

Patatha mwezi umodzi, mkaziyo anadabwa kuona kusamba bwino pamsana ndipo anati kwa mwamuna wake, "Taonani, waphunzira kusamba bwino. Ndikudabwa kuti izi zinachitika bwanji? "

Mwamunayo anati, "Ndinadzuka m'maŵa mmawa uno ndikuyeretsa mawindo athu."

Malangizo a Punny Laundry:

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